November 20, 2008
Ahhh Cracka Don…
Mr. Cracka has already responded to me calling him a “bad” comedian on our youtube page by saying…
“YO, YOU LITTLE BITCH, you can’t diss me cause my shit is all original, nothing ever stolen here. You must be 1 angry cocknocking fuckstain with probably not a original bone in your body except for your boyfriends dick in your fuckin ass. You can only dream of making it big, the only thing big is your fucking mouth and the cock in it.”
Actually Mr. Cracka I can “diss” you and I will. You are a bad comedian and I live in the United States where freedom of speech is a core value.
Enjoy more Cracka Don… NOW with PROPS!
November 17, 2008
I have noticed the common denominator of a Jack Nicholson impression is the sunglasses prop. So far all of our Jack impressions have involved the wearing of sunglasses. I guess I need to add the category “props” to the Nicholson posts.
I think we are all learning if you pull your hair back, don the shades, and raise your eyebrows, you too can look and sound EXACTLY like Jack Nicholson!
November 13, 2008
What a gift, what a GIFT! This is some whacked-up shit. I just googled jack nicholson impressions as I think I am gonna have Bad Jack Impressions Week here at hack city and I bumped into this guy.
He calls himself maxperformance on youtube and I HIGHLY recommend seeking out more of his videos. He has a talent for bad impressions inserted into artistic movie scene audio. Sometimes there are props and costumes and sometimes there is only the talent of this guys versatile larynx. I couldn’t be happier for having found this guy. The great part is that people LOVE him. He has many thousands of hits on his youtube page. You may say, welcome to Hack City Max.
I say he’s beautiful.
October 30, 2008
Oh what can I say about Skip Towne. He seems like a nice enough guy and it seems like he would do well, but speaking from an artistic standpoint his act includes so many no-no’s.
Street Jokes – First off, his act comprises of only street jokes which reeks of his inability to create an original joke. Some may ask “What is a street joke?” A street joke is any joke people tell to their friends or pass along the Internet, or may be printed in a “joke” book. For example, Skip’s first joke about being on the grand ol opry more than any country singer, because he was fixing the roof. I have also heard it on stage in this version. “Do you guys recognise me from the movies? What? I go every saturday night!” – street joke.
Street Jokes set to song – Roadkill Cafe. Not only is eating roadkill a completely hack topic, but Skip has the talent to set this to song! Don’t argue when my husbands drunk. Same thing, street joke set to music.
Singing Comedy – There are some good singing comics, check out God’s Pottery, the Hazzards, and The Dustballs. It takes a lot of balls, creativity, and talent to make singing or musical comedy funny. Skip can sing and play guitar. I’ll give him that much. I will be posting more bad comedy guitar singers who can’t sing or play.
Gay Bashing – Ha ha ha, isn’t it funny that he is really a gay cowboy? hahaha. Why is that funny? How is that funny? “Gayness” in and of itself isn’t funny.
Laugh Track – Really? Why can’t you get stage time in a regular club to film this in front of a real audience?
Lazy Comedy – Slap the curtain up so we can make this video. At least its not a sheet.
Prop Comedy – Always a lazy crutch for not being able to to write a creative joke. His record went aluminum, in case you forgot.