White Guy does White Dance

December 10, 2008

This guy comes out and shows us what its really like to be a white person and the lack of rhythym white guys posses.  Nice aggresive musical entrances will ALWAYS help your “skits” to get noticed.

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Big Panteez Rap – Sam Easton

November 27, 2008

I actually really like this rap.  I really laugh when I watch it.  I also love how exact opposite of yesterdays post this is.  I’m pretty sure it was shot with a shitty phone camera but you will get the idea.  Enjoy the big panteez rap.

PS this is not safe to watch at work…

PSS This is actually silly good good comedy.  (gotta change it up once in a while.)


A Bad White Rapper

November 24, 2008

This unknown comic raps about giving birth and the Doctors instructions, in rap.  He is almost as talented as Vanilla Ice.  If anyone knows this guys name please submit it.

“And I know, I know its only gonna be a couple of years until we actually start seeing rap music in hospitals.  I believe what we’re gonna see, ladies and gentlemen, is rap music … in the delivery room.”

This video has to be shot in the late 80’s or early 90’s so my question is…  why isn’t there rap music in the delivery room?  Could it be this guy was wrong???  I sure hope not.  So I’m going to need someone to submit a rap/birthing video.  I’m sure there is one out there somewhere.

PS. Why is the word rap one letter away from the word rape?


Izzy – Really a Comedian?

November 22, 2008

He’s right about one thing, America is just getting dumber and dumber!

I don’t get it! I don’t get it!  I don’t understand!  WHY do people keep doing stand up comedy in their homes with a sheet or a plain wall behind them?  I don’t think they can call this stand-up comedy.  I think you can call it ranting, but not stand up.  I don’t understand it.  And there are THOUSANDS of tapes out there. If I could just talk to all those people and tell them if they tried their jokes out on a live audience they would know what jokes work and what jokes don’t work.  They are getting no feedback this way.  It’s a rant, not stand up comedy.

PS. Are his fingers on his right hand webbed?


Kicking off Jack Nicholson Impression Week…

November 14, 2008

Everyone has a little Jack Nicholson in them.  This is Scott Wood.  Enjoy his mediocre Jack impression.

Quick Tip – Don’t forget to pull your hair back to look more like Jack.