Big Girls Don’t wear shit

December 11, 2008

Basement comedian “Big Mo” does some shitty stand up comedy in his basement.  Big mo posted this clip

on my myspace comments along with the message, “You don’t have the HEART to steal this.”

I stole it… to present it to you, the fine watchers of badbadcomedy.com

Lazy, bad, awful, are just a few words I use to describe Big Mo’s weak set in the basement comedy club.  Please, my fledgling comedians, go to an open mic to try your jokes out.  We can only call this a rant and not really stand up comedy.

I can hardly comment about the costume change into cross-dressing.  If big girls shouldn’t wear that shirt why should you?  He looks like a pregnant man with a puss filled pressurised zit baby.  I just want to pop his belly with a pin.

“You go girl with your self esteem.”

“Hit me up, big mo da comedian.”

Someone had to have dropped him on his head once or twice.


White Guy does White Dance

December 10, 2008

This guy comes out and shows us what its really like to be a white person and the lack of rhythym white guys posses.  Nice aggresive musical entrances will ALWAYS help your “skits” to get noticed.


We Love Eddie Pepitone but…

November 29, 2008

His attempt at a rap could have been a bit more well constructed.  I actually really like Eddie Pepitone.  I really like this concept as a joke, because I agree that rap is very confident and full of bravado.  Eddie addresses the insecure and depressed side of rap music, but it could have been a much better rap.  Give it another try Eddie.  I’m behind you all the way!


White Religious Rapper LADY

November 26, 2008

Judy Savoy.  This rap is so awesome! Wait for it.  SOOOOO worth it…

My favorite part is the reaction of different audience members.  Man in blue shirt thinks – Is she really rapping?  And is she really rapping about the Pharisees?  She is going too fast.  I can’t understand what she is talking about.  I like God.

This is called “Divine comedy.”  I think this should be added as a category.  I think I will try to find more divine comedy.


Rockin’ Around Dolly’s Twat

November 23, 2008

Priceless.  I never tire of stripper comic Sandy Kane.  Here is her sophomore debut for badbadcomedy.com

Here is how urbandictionary.com defines Sandy Kane

Here is how oapedia defines SK

Someone just told  me she had a CD called “Tits My Party.”  I would pay a lot of money for a copy of that.  Even up to $20.


Cracka Don – Now with “Blatant Racism!”

November 21, 2008

One more Cracka Don post.  I can’t wait until he gets a website.  A little singing and sexy dancing and he would be a perfect bad comedy specimen.  His latest youtube response is…

HEY, RETARDO, GET OFF MY DICK. I’ll take the publicity, and I’m sorry I never gave you and your mom my autograph, don’t be so mad. I promise I’ll send you tickets to my next show, but your gonna sit way in the back near the bathrooms cause you belong near a bowl of fresh shit.
Oh yeah, I heard you used to be in the circus until you fell out of your mom’s vagina.


Cracka Don – Number 2

November 20, 2008

Ahhh Cracka Don…

Mr. Cracka has already responded to me calling him a “bad” comedian on our youtube page by saying…

“YO, YOU LITTLE BITCH, you can’t diss me cause my shit is all original, nothing ever stolen here. You must be 1 angry cocknocking fuckstain with probably not a original bone in your body except for your boyfriends dick in your fuckin ass. You can only dream of making it big, the only thing big is your fucking mouth and the cock in it.”

Actually Mr. Cracka I can “diss” you and I will.  You are a bad comedian and I live in the United States where freedom of speech is a core value.

Enjoy more Cracka Don…  NOW with PROPS!