Big Girls Don’t wear shit

December 11, 2008

Basement comedian “Big Mo” does some shitty stand up comedy in his basement.  Big mo posted this clip

on my myspace comments along with the message, “You don’t have the HEART to steal this.”

I stole it… to present it to you, the fine watchers of badbadcomedy.com

Lazy, bad, awful, are just a few words I use to describe Big Mo’s weak set in the basement comedy club.  Please, my fledgling comedians, go to an open mic to try your jokes out.  We can only call this a rant and not really stand up comedy.

I can hardly comment about the costume change into cross-dressing.  If big girls shouldn’t wear that shirt why should you?  He looks like a pregnant man with a puss filled pressurised zit baby.  I just want to pop his belly with a pin.

“You go girl with your self esteem.”

“Hit me up, big mo da comedian.”

Someone had to have dropped him on his head once or twice.

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White Guy does White Dance

December 10, 2008

This guy comes out and shows us what its really like to be a white person and the lack of rhythym white guys posses.  Nice aggresive musical entrances will ALWAYS help your “skits” to get noticed.


Milestones

December 9, 2008

#1   We are just hitting 2000 hits in under 2 months so that’s a good sign that there are enough people who like bad comedy to continue, or there are enough people pissed off about being called out, to keep the site going.  THANK YOU for your readership.

#2  We just received our very first viewer submission!!!  We are posting it today!

This is Daniel Songer and he does his little comedy skits on his front porch!  He is horrible and must have smoked a lot of weed in his life.  He sucks and is too chickenshit to try his “lil’ skits” out on a real audience.   My favorite part is when he sings and dances.  Ha hahahahaha, fat guy dancing!

Thank you viewer for your submission!  I can only go through so much bad comedy without putting a bullet in my head.  If you would like to submit a bad comic to this site please comment here or email us from our myspace site.  We will never use your real name, unless you want us to!


Rockin’ Around Dolly’s Twat

November 23, 2008

Priceless.  I never tire of stripper comic Sandy Kane.  Here is her sophomore debut for badbadcomedy.com

Here is how urbandictionary.com defines Sandy Kane

Here is how oapedia defines SK

Someone just told  me she had a CD called “Tits My Party.”  I would pay a lot of money for a copy of that.  Even up to $20.


Izzy – Really a Comedian?

November 22, 2008

He’s right about one thing, America is just getting dumber and dumber!

I don’t get it! I don’t get it!  I don’t understand!  WHY do people keep doing stand up comedy in their homes with a sheet or a plain wall behind them?  I don’t think they can call this stand-up comedy.  I think you can call it ranting, but not stand up.  I don’t understand it.  And there are THOUSANDS of tapes out there. If I could just talk to all those people and tell them if they tried their jokes out on a live audience they would know what jokes work and what jokes don’t work.  They are getting no feedback this way.  It’s a rant, not stand up comedy.

PS. Are his fingers on his right hand webbed?


Cracka Don – Now with “Blatant Racism!”

November 21, 2008

One more Cracka Don post.  I can’t wait until he gets a website.  A little singing and sexy dancing and he would be a perfect bad comedy specimen.  His latest youtube response is…

HEY, RETARDO, GET OFF MY DICK. I’ll take the publicity, and I’m sorry I never gave you and your mom my autograph, don’t be so mad. I promise I’ll send you tickets to my next show, but your gonna sit way in the back near the bathrooms cause you belong near a bowl of fresh shit.
Oh yeah, I heard you used to be in the circus until you fell out of your mom’s vagina.