He’s right about one thing, America is just getting dumber and dumber!
I don’t get it! I don’t get it! I don’t understand! WHY do people keep doing stand up comedy in their homes with a sheet or a plain wall behind them? I don’t think they can call this stand-up comedy. I think you can call it ranting, but not stand up. I don’t understand it. And there are THOUSANDS of tapes out there. If I could just talk to all those people and tell them if they tried their jokes out on a live audience they would know what jokes work and what jokes don’t work. They are getting no feedback this way. It’s a rant, not stand up comedy.
PS. Are his fingers on his right hand webbed?