Creme De La Creme

November 6, 2008

I think the worst/best part of Jon Koons “Viagra Man” song is that it is stuck in my head and I can’t get it out.  Help.

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The King of Lazy Comedy

November 5, 2008

Viagra week continues!!!

I don’t know who this guy is but I love the fact that he is too chickenshit to try his material out in a real comedy club but he will publish his shit on youtube for millions to see. Its too bad he didn’t hang up a sheet in the background.  I love when a “curtain” transforms a messy bedroom into a comedy club.

“I let my mind wonder and think, what if they kept the same principles but changed the product around.”

My God he is brilliant.


Needle in a stack of needles…

November 2, 2008

I came across this gem in my search for bad comedy.  I love that this guy loves himself so much.  I think he really believes he will be the next big thing. His confidence is infectious, like herpes.

One of the most hack topics you can talk about is viagra.  HaHaHa viagra.  Try to be a little more creative than using viagra as a comedy topic.  Sure a four hour boner is hilarious, but its been done to DEATH.  I bet you can think of one thing funnier than a four hour boner.

Singing Viagra – Gold Jerry, gold.  This is one of the best specimens of bad comedy I have seen in a long time.

“You know you go there so… the thing is my… because women see…”

Perhaps my favorite quote of his act.

Bad Impressions – Mr. Ed.  Seriously, what decade is this?

Over the top – “eh eh eh, you got the club in there!”

Homophobic – “token male nurse solves your erection problem.”

I do believe I may make this a bad comedy “viagra” week.  I’m sure it will be worth it.