This is our second look at Daniel Songer aspiring open mic’r. I do believe the funniest parts of this video are when Mr. Songer decides to crouch for some unknown reason. My second favorite is when there is a little girl playing in the yard, just beyond the camera and you hear her say “hi” (1:43).
Basement comedian “Big Mo” does some shitty stand up comedy in his basement. Big mo posted this clip
on my myspace comments along with the message, “You don’t have the HEART to steal this.”
I stole it… to present it to you, the fine watchers of badbadcomedy.com
Lazy, bad, awful, are just a few words I use to describe Big Mo’s weak set in the basement comedy club. Please, my fledgling comedians, go to an open mic to try your jokes out. We can only call this a rant and not really stand up comedy.
I can hardly comment about the costume change into cross-dressing. If big girls shouldn’t wear that shirt why should you? He looks like a pregnant man with a puss filled pressurised zit baby. I just want to pop his belly with a pin.
“You go girl with your self esteem.”
“Hit me up, big mo da comedian.”
Someone had to have dropped him on his head once or twice.
This is “The Bodybuilding Comedian” aka Charles Dorby talking about the differences between men and women when they drink. Vagina patrol? really?
“I’m not sayin she’s ugly, but when she walked by the car I seen the paint come off.”
Priceless. I never tire of stripper comic Sandy Kane. Here is her sophomore debut for badbadcomedy.com
Here is how urbandictionary.com defines Sandy Kane
Here is how oapedia defines SK
Someone just told me she had a CD called “Tits My Party.” I would pay a lot of money for a copy of that. Even up to $20.
One more Cracka Don post. I can’t wait until he gets a website. A little singing and sexy dancing and he would be a perfect bad comedy specimen. His latest youtube response is…
HEY, RETARDO, GET OFF MY DICK. I’ll take the publicity, and I’m sorry I never gave you and your mom my autograph, don’t be so mad. I promise I’ll send you tickets to my next show, but your gonna sit way in the back near the bathrooms cause you belong near a bowl of fresh shit.
Oh yeah, I heard you used to be in the circus until you fell out of your mom’s vagina.
Sometimes you find a golden gem. I need a word for the best of the worst. I think I’ll call it the bad bad super gem, and yes, this is a bad bad super gem! So much is wrong about this guy. My favorite is his description of his video on youtube.
“Listen up Fuckstains, comedian Cracka Don® is gonna have you rollin and not just joints. Call your nearest comedy club and demand Cracka Don. You’ve seen Chappelle and Mencia, now I’ll give you the white version of those shows. I need investors for starters for my Cracka Don® tee-shirt clothing line with my funny-ass sayings on it, I have shirts like- Same shit-Different wipe, If it aint 1 thing it’s your mother. I’ve got tons of them which will sell right now, I come up with new material daily. I’ve got ideas for movies, t.v, I got a show thats a cross between Married with Children wit the Soprano’s. Reality shows like A Taste of L.A
Donate your car to me so I can get to the comedy clubs, I’m broke.
“And ladies remember we could be friends tonight… but at the Cracka Don I’m comin for that ass!” Copyright 2008″
First of all this guy is a nobody and he has everything trademarked and copyrighted. Second he firmly believes after NO experience of stand up he is going to make it big with a TV show and some shirts.
He bills himself as a cross between Chappelle and Mencia. Hey cracka don, have you any idea what a hack and joke thief Mencia is? He is a perfect person to model yourself after.
I LOVE that he is looking for “investors.” Like I’m sure comics who have been on the road for decades wouldn’t want someone to invest in their ideas.
“Donate your car to me…” Insert your own joke.
Guess what Cracka. There is already a shirt like that… and here it is.
I’ve never encountered someone so angry about a TV logo either. What a great character for a comedian. An angry guy. That has never been done before.
Some of my favorite Cracka Don quotes of this set…
Audience, how much a month would you pay for this service?
What are you screaming about jerk-offs, this aint the price is right! Shut the fuck up!!!
I’ll do anything but I wont suck your dick! (pause pause pause)
I got locked up for a small minor infraction.
What is she a lapso apso?
I LOVE the fact that he addresses imaginary hecklers. Brilliant. The ONLY way it could have been better is if he planted one guy in his basement to heckle him.
He falls into SO many bad comedy categories. Bad impressions (Al Sharpton), Daytime Comedy, hack, just plain bad, lazy comedy, over the top, Curtain in the basement instead of a comedy club, and I think I need to make a new category for Aggressive Marketing. And of course, he is a BAD BAD SUPER GEM!!!
Thank you Don, or should I call you Mr. Cracka?
PS He has about 10 videos up so it might just be Cracka Don week here.
PPS Don’t go stealin Mr. Cracka’s ideas now. They be copyrighted!
PPPS I say this is Matt Serra from the UFC looking for a career change.
Alright, enough bad Jack Nicholson impressions. Its time to concentrate on some better bad bad comedy. Is that how we say it? Better bad bad comedy?
So here is your last Nicholson…
Let him explain the way to do it.