Cracka Don – Now with “Blatant Racism!”

November 21, 2008

One more Cracka Don post.  I can’t wait until he gets a website.  A little singing and sexy dancing and he would be a perfect bad comedy specimen.  His latest youtube response is…

HEY, RETARDO, GET OFF MY DICK. I’ll take the publicity, and I’m sorry I never gave you and your mom my autograph, don’t be so mad. I promise I’ll send you tickets to my next show, but your gonna sit way in the back near the bathrooms cause you belong near a bowl of fresh shit.
Oh yeah, I heard you used to be in the circus until you fell out of your mom’s vagina.

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Thank you God…

November 13, 2008

What a gift, what a GIFT!  This is some whacked-up shit. I just googled jack nicholson impressions as I think I am gonna have Bad Jack Impressions Week here at hack city and I bumped into this guy.

He calls himself maxperformance on youtube and I HIGHLY recommend seeking out more of his videos.  He has a talent for bad impressions inserted into artistic movie scene audio.  Sometimes there are props and costumes and sometimes there is only the talent of this guys versatile larynx.  I couldn’t be happier for having found this guy.  The great part is that people LOVE him.  He has many thousands of hits on his youtube page. You may say, welcome to Hack City Max.

I say he’s beautiful.


How to offend and entire race in one minute

November 12, 2008

Josh Doremus will show you how its done.  I love his meek apology at the end trying to excuse his racism. Good try Josh, good try.

Watch him bail off the deep end when he realizes what he has done.