“You can’t handle the truth!” Jack #2…

November 15, 2008

Jack Nicholson week continues here at Hack City, can ya handle it?  I have no idea who this comic is but he has a Nicholson impression and here it is…

Thank you God…

November 13, 2008

What a gift, what a GIFT!  This is some whacked-up shit. I just googled jack nicholson impressions as I think I am gonna have Bad Jack Impressions Week here at hack city and I bumped into this guy.

He calls himself maxperformance on youtube and I HIGHLY recommend seeking out more of his videos.  He has a talent for bad impressions inserted into artistic movie scene audio.  Sometimes there are props and costumes and sometimes there is only the talent of this guys versatile larynx.  I couldn’t be happier for having found this guy.  The great part is that people LOVE him.  He has many thousands of hits on his youtube page. You may say, welcome to Hack City Max.

I say he’s beautiful.

I hate to give this guy any attention, but……

November 11, 2008

I got a tip from a fellow funny comic to check this guy out.  All I can say is I hope he has hours of material on the web, and I think he might.

His name is Chris Schiappacasse  and his 13 inch name matches his 13 inch cock.  WHAT?

This guy has to have some mental issues.  I would put money on the fact that he has been to the looney bin, he is still a virgin, and lives with his mother.

At most comedy clubs a red light flashes when your time is up.  At this club its like a tornado warning sounds when its time for him to get off stage.

Dear Tommy T’s, (the comedy club this is filmed at) Why do you give this comic so much time? Its ok to be discriminating.  Its ok to give him a week off so he can go back and write.  Its ok to not ever give him stage time again. Its ok to NOT hire him.

I don’t even know what category to put him in.  I guess I’ll just have to make a “just plain bad” category.

Skip Towne

October 30, 2008

Oh what can I say about Skip Towne.  He seems like a nice enough guy and it seems like he would do well, but speaking from an artistic standpoint his act includes so many no-no’s.

Street Jokes – First off, his act comprises of only street jokes which reeks of his inability to create an original joke. Some may ask “What is a street joke?”  A street joke is any joke people tell to their friends or pass along the Internet, or may be printed in a “joke” book.  For example, Skip’s first joke about being on the grand ol opry more than any country singer, because he was fixing the roof.   I have also heard it on stage in this version.  “Do you guys recognise me from the movies?  What?  I go every saturday night!” – street joke.

Street Jokes set to song – Roadkill Cafe.  Not only is eating roadkill a completely hack topic, but Skip has the talent to set this to song! Don’t argue when my husbands drunk.   Same thing, street joke set to music.

Singing Comedy – There are some good singing comics,   check out God’s Pottery, the Hazzards, and The Dustballs.  It takes a lot of balls, creativity, and talent to make singing or musical comedy funny. Skip can sing and play guitar.  I’ll give him that much.  I will be posting more bad comedy guitar singers who can’t sing or play.

Gay Bashing – Ha ha ha, isn’t it funny that he is really a gay cowboy?  hahaha.  Why is that funny?  How is that funny?  “Gayness” in and of itself isn’t funny.

Laugh Track – Really?  Why can’t you get stage time in a regular club to film this in front of a real audience?

Lazy Comedy – Slap the curtain up so we can make this video.  At least its not a sheet.

Prop Comedy – Always a lazy crutch for not being able to to write a creative joke. His record went aluminum, in case you forgot.

Lee Schloss

October 27, 2008

I got a tip from a New York comic to take a look at Lee.  Not only do his jokes make no sense, but its another white guy attempting to rap. I think if his jokes did make sense, they would be super offensive.

I do believe the crowd is laughing at how bad he is and not his jokes.

Perhaps my favorite moment in the bit is when he says “If I don’t get laid tonight I’m gonna kill myself.”

A woman in the audience claps and says “yeah!”

That has gotta hurt, Lee. You might want to change a few things about your act, perhaps all of it.

Andy Kindlers Hack Handbook

October 26, 2008

Andy Kindler’s Hack Handbook in its entirety.

Andy Kindler has written a comprehensive guide that every new comedian should read before they ever hit the stage and Hack City has it here in its entirety.  Check it out if you are an open mic’r or even an experienced comic for some good tips on how NOT to end up on this site.