White Guy does White Dance

December 10, 2008

This guy comes out and shows us what its really like to be a white person and the lack of rhythym white guys posses.  Nice aggresive musical entrances will ALWAYS help your “skits” to get noticed.

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Milestones

December 9, 2008

#1   We are just hitting 2000 hits in under 2 months so that’s a good sign that there are enough people who like bad comedy to continue, or there are enough people pissed off about being called out, to keep the site going.  THANK YOU for your readership.

#2  We just received our very first viewer submission!!!  We are posting it today!

This is Daniel Songer and he does his little comedy skits on his front porch!  He is horrible and must have smoked a lot of weed in his life.  He sucks and is too chickenshit to try his “lil’ skits” out on a real audience.   My favorite part is when he sings and dances.  Ha hahahahaha, fat guy dancing!

Thank you viewer for your submission!  I can only go through so much bad comedy without putting a bullet in my head.  If you would like to submit a bad comic to this site please comment here or email us from our myspace site.  We will never use your real name, unless you want us to!


White rapper week comes to an end

November 30, 2008

This last white rapper raps as if “Vaniller” Ice got a job in the corporate world as a receptionist.

Meet Australian Comedian Clint Paddison…


I do think my favorite rap this week had to be Judy Savoy with her Pasrisee rap.  Although i did love the big panteez rap as well.  Perhaps some day we will revisit white rap week again here at badbadcomedy.com.  Did you enjoy white rapper week?


Rap – “Oh Pussy Fart”

November 28, 2008

This is a terrible rap that makes little sense about pussy farts?  I can’t tell if the guy is high or drunk or what, but a lot of it is incomprehensible.  I did a transcript as best I could for this one so you could follow along at home.  His name is Monte Hoffman and apparently he has done some TV.

“Sounds like one of those rap songs you young guys have, please stand up, please stand up.  Oh pussy fart.  Oh pussy fart. Well LL  Thursday, got nothing on me cuz I got that (inaudible) personality.  Him, hi, hippity, high, think I’ll go to the barber shop.  Walk in there, I sit on the chair. Barber (inaudible) aint got no hair. Said hmmm. That’s so cold, said hmmm.  God bless my soul.  Like to (inaudible) that salty strut.  Went to a place called supercut.  Said in the side, ready to buy, all look like my Michael Jackson. (horrible attempt at a crotch grab) Who loves you babe said hmm.  Who loves you babe.  Well I might be fat but I aint no chump.  People say I look like a big speed bump.  I said Tampon, Kotex, Stayfree mini pad. You go’n need protection from my erection cuz what I got aint bad.  So c’mon girls, get on those seats, open those legs let ya hear that quief, oh pussy fart.  A jofichzileels.

Its dirty, its inaudible, its rap.


White Religious Rapper LADY

November 26, 2008

Judy Savoy.  This rap is so awesome! Wait for it.  SOOOOO worth it…

My favorite part is the reaction of different audience members.  Man in blue shirt thinks – Is she really rapping?  And is she really rapping about the Pharisees?  She is going too fast.  I can’t understand what she is talking about.  I like God.

This is called “Divine comedy.”  I think this should be added as a category.  I think I will try to find more divine comedy.


Even better white rapper

November 25, 2008

This guy has been seen all around youtube and is trying to make a comeback today.

here he is doing it today…

you think he could have made some sort of improvement in the last 18 years.  Maybe he could have gone to rap college or smoked some blunts.  Sucked then, sucks now.

I think I just got blazed.


A Bad White Rapper

November 24, 2008

This unknown comic raps about giving birth and the Doctors instructions, in rap.  He is almost as talented as Vanilla Ice.  If anyone knows this guys name please submit it.

“And I know, I know its only gonna be a couple of years until we actually start seeing rap music in hospitals.  I believe what we’re gonna see, ladies and gentlemen, is rap music … in the delivery room.”

This video has to be shot in the late 80’s or early 90’s so my question is…  why isn’t there rap music in the delivery room?  Could it be this guy was wrong???  I sure hope not.  So I’m going to need someone to submit a rap/birthing video.  I’m sure there is one out there somewhere.

PS. Why is the word rap one letter away from the word rape?