White Guy does White Dance

December 10, 2008

This guy comes out and shows us what its really like to be a white person and the lack of rhythym white guys posses.  Nice aggresive musical entrances will ALWAYS help your “skits” to get noticed.


We Love Eddie Pepitone but…

November 29, 2008

His attempt at a rap could have been a bit more well constructed.  I actually really like Eddie Pepitone.  I really like this concept as a joke, because I agree that rap is very confident and full of bravado.  Eddie addresses the insecure and depressed side of rap music, but it could have been a much better rap.  Give it another try Eddie.  I’m behind you all the way!


Rap – “Oh Pussy Fart”

November 28, 2008

This is a terrible rap that makes little sense about pussy farts?  I can’t tell if the guy is high or drunk or what, but a lot of it is incomprehensible.  I did a transcript as best I could for this one so you could follow along at home.  His name is Monte Hoffman and apparently he has done some TV.

“Sounds like one of those rap songs you young guys have, please stand up, please stand up.  Oh pussy fart.  Oh pussy fart. Well LL  Thursday, got nothing on me cuz I got that (inaudible) personality.  Him, hi, hippity, high, think I’ll go to the barber shop.  Walk in there, I sit on the chair. Barber (inaudible) aint got no hair. Said hmmm. That’s so cold, said hmmm.  God bless my soul.  Like to (inaudible) that salty strut.  Went to a place called supercut.  Said in the side, ready to buy, all look like my Michael Jackson. (horrible attempt at a crotch grab) Who loves you babe said hmm.  Who loves you babe.  Well I might be fat but I aint no chump.  People say I look like a big speed bump.  I said Tampon, Kotex, Stayfree mini pad. You go’n need protection from my erection cuz what I got aint bad.  So c’mon girls, get on those seats, open those legs let ya hear that quief, oh pussy fart.  A jofichzileels.

Its dirty, its inaudible, its rap.


Big Panteez Rap – Sam Easton

November 27, 2008

I actually really like this rap.  I really laugh when I watch it.  I also love how exact opposite of yesterdays post this is.  I’m pretty sure it was shot with a shitty phone camera but you will get the idea.  Enjoy the big panteez rap.

PS this is not safe to watch at work…

PSS This is actually silly good good comedy.  (gotta change it up once in a while.)


A Bad White Rapper

November 24, 2008

This unknown comic raps about giving birth and the Doctors instructions, in rap.  He is almost as talented as Vanilla Ice.  If anyone knows this guys name please submit it.

“And I know, I know its only gonna be a couple of years until we actually start seeing rap music in hospitals.  I believe what we’re gonna see, ladies and gentlemen, is rap music … in the delivery room.”

This video has to be shot in the late 80’s or early 90’s so my question is…  why isn’t there rap music in the delivery room?  Could it be this guy was wrong???  I sure hope not.  So I’m going to need someone to submit a rap/birthing video.  I’m sure there is one out there somewhere.

PS. Why is the word rap one letter away from the word rape?


Rockin’ Around Dolly’s Twat

November 23, 2008

Priceless.  I never tire of stripper comic Sandy Kane.  Here is her sophomore debut for badbadcomedy.com

Here is how urbandictionary.com defines Sandy Kane

Here is how oapedia defines SK

Someone just told  me she had a CD called “Tits My Party.”  I would pay a lot of money for a copy of that.  Even up to $20.


Izzy – Really a Comedian?

November 22, 2008

He’s right about one thing, America is just getting dumber and dumber!

I don’t get it! I don’t get it!  I don’t understand!  WHY do people keep doing stand up comedy in their homes with a sheet or a plain wall behind them?  I don’t think they can call this stand-up comedy.  I think you can call it ranting, but not stand up.  I don’t understand it.  And there are THOUSANDS of tapes out there. If I could just talk to all those people and tell them if they tried their jokes out on a live audience they would know what jokes work and what jokes don’t work.  They are getting no feedback this way.  It’s a rant, not stand up comedy.

PS. Are his fingers on his right hand webbed?