Daniel Songer Revisited

December 12, 2008

This is our second look at Daniel Songer aspiring open mic’r.  I do believe  the funniest parts of this video are when Mr. Songer decides to crouch for some unknown reason.  My second favorite is when there is a little girl playing in the yard, just beyond the camera and you hear her say “hi” (1:43).


Big Girls Don’t wear shit

December 11, 2008

Basement comedian “Big Mo” does some shitty stand up comedy in his basement.  Big mo posted this clip

on my myspace comments along with the message, “You don’t have the HEART to steal this.”

I stole it… to present it to you, the fine watchers of badbadcomedy.com

Lazy, bad, awful, are just a few words I use to describe Big Mo’s weak set in the basement comedy club.  Please, my fledgling comedians, go to an open mic to try your jokes out.  We can only call this a rant and not really stand up comedy.

I can hardly comment about the costume change into cross-dressing.  If big girls shouldn’t wear that shirt why should you?  He looks like a pregnant man with a puss filled pressurised zit baby.  I just want to pop his belly with a pin.

“You go girl with your self esteem.”

“Hit me up, big mo da comedian.”

Someone had to have dropped him on his head once or twice.


Tech Diff

December 8, 2008

We are having some technical issues uploading our videos to youtube and we will not be posting until this is fixed.  Stay tuned and we’ll let you know when we get new content up.


Cats Vs Dogs

December 5, 2008

This is Rob Special.  This is a joke about cat people filmed at the aptly named Brickwall Comedy Club.

Doug, ever heard the saying “If you have to explain it it’s not funny.”

Perhaps you could write some new jokes.

PS You just invented the new category called “explaining your jokes.”


men VS women = dogs VS cats!

December 4, 2008

Pauline Williams discussing why men are like dogs and women are like cats.  I guess dogs and cats are going to become their own category.  I forgot what a hack topic dogs and cats are.

PS whats up with her hair?


Women VS Men – by D-Trane

December 2, 2008

Ah yes, my favorite kind of comedy, basement comedy.  No audience.  Just him and a camera.

This is D-Trane and this is is take on what men would do with a time machine and what women would do with that same time machine.  Brilliant.

Kids, if you really want to be a successful comedian, go to a comedy club, open mic night, or bar, poetry open mic night, it doesn’t matter.  Just gather some strangers to try your material out on.  D-Trane, grow a pair and leave the house.


Welcome to Men VS Women Week!

December 1, 2008

This week we take a look at the royally hack topic of men VS women.  OK we get it.  Men are different than women.  Men have a penis, women don’t.  Hahahah its hilarious.  No its not.  Its been done to death.  Write something new, ya hack.

In my quest to find videos on this subject I found a ton of Christian comics tackling this challenging subject mater.  Not that I want to pick on Christians, but aren’t there other topics to write about?

This is Dennis Zech.  He finds the differences of the sexes boiled down to vowels and consanents.  Can we all understand eachother now?


White rapper week comes to an end

November 30, 2008

This last white rapper raps as if “Vaniller” Ice got a job in the corporate world as a receptionist.

Meet Australian Comedian Clint Paddison…


I do think my favorite rap this week had to be Judy Savoy with her Pasrisee rap.  Although i did love the big panteez rap as well.  Perhaps some day we will revisit white rap week again here at badbadcomedy.com.  Did you enjoy white rapper week?


We Love Eddie Pepitone but…

November 29, 2008

His attempt at a rap could have been a bit more well constructed.  I actually really like Eddie Pepitone.  I really like this concept as a joke, because I agree that rap is very confident and full of bravado.  Eddie addresses the insecure and depressed side of rap music, but it could have been a much better rap.  Give it another try Eddie.  I’m behind you all the way!


Rap – “Oh Pussy Fart”

November 28, 2008

This is a terrible rap that makes little sense about pussy farts?  I can’t tell if the guy is high or drunk or what, but a lot of it is incomprehensible.  I did a transcript as best I could for this one so you could follow along at home.  His name is Monte Hoffman and apparently he has done some TV.

“Sounds like one of those rap songs you young guys have, please stand up, please stand up.  Oh pussy fart.  Oh pussy fart. Well LL  Thursday, got nothing on me cuz I got that (inaudible) personality.  Him, hi, hippity, high, think I’ll go to the barber shop.  Walk in there, I sit on the chair. Barber (inaudible) aint got no hair. Said hmmm. That’s so cold, said hmmm.  God bless my soul.  Like to (inaudible) that salty strut.  Went to a place called supercut.  Said in the side, ready to buy, all look like my Michael Jackson. (horrible attempt at a crotch grab) Who loves you babe said hmm.  Who loves you babe.  Well I might be fat but I aint no chump.  People say I look like a big speed bump.  I said Tampon, Kotex, Stayfree mini pad. You go’n need protection from my erection cuz what I got aint bad.  So c’mon girls, get on those seats, open those legs let ya hear that quief, oh pussy fart.  A jofichzileels.

Its dirty, its inaudible, its rap.