Big Girls Don’t wear shit

December 11, 2008

Basement comedian “Big Mo” does some shitty stand up comedy in his basement.  Big mo posted this clip

on my myspace comments along with the message, “You don’t have the HEART to steal this.”

I stole it… to present it to you, the fine watchers of badbadcomedy.com

Lazy, bad, awful, are just a few words I use to describe Big Mo’s weak set in the basement comedy club.  Please, my fledgling comedians, go to an open mic to try your jokes out.  We can only call this a rant and not really stand up comedy.

I can hardly comment about the costume change into cross-dressing.  If big girls shouldn’t wear that shirt why should you?  He looks like a pregnant man with a puss filled pressurised zit baby.  I just want to pop his belly with a pin.

“You go girl with your self esteem.”

“Hit me up, big mo da comedian.”

Someone had to have dropped him on his head once or twice.