The Worst of the Worst Stand Up Comedians

More Living-room Comedy

hackcityking — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:40:38 +0000

Dear Living room comedian guy,

If your laugh track didn’t cover up your punch line you might be funny. But you would have to write a funny punch line as “oh no she didn’t” just doesn’t qualify as a funny punch line unless you are Dane Cook or someone. Keep practicing.

PS did you belch on the way to the “stage?” And where is your curtain?

Daniel Songer Revisited

hackcityking — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:01:31 +0000

This is our second look at Daniel Songer aspiring open mic’r. I do believe the funniest parts of this video are when Mr. Songer decides to crouch for some unknown reason. My second favorite is when there is a little girl playing in the yard, just beyond the camera and you hear her say “hi” (1:43).

Big Girls Don’t wear shit

hackcityking — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 07:02:01 +0000

Basement comedian “Big Mo” does some shitty stand up comedy in his basement. Big mo posted this clip

on my myspace comments along with the message, “You don’t have the HEART to steal this.”

I stole it… to present it to you, the fine watchers of badbadcomedy.com

Lazy, bad, awful, are just a few words I use to describe Big Mo’s weak set in the basement comedy club. Please, my fledgling comedians, go to an open mic to try your jokes out. We can only call this a rant and not really stand up comedy.

I can hardly comment about the costume change into cross-dressing. If big girls shouldn’t wear that shirt why should you? He looks like a pregnant man with a puss filled pressurised zit baby. I just want to pop his belly with a pin.

“You go girl with your self esteem.”

“Hit me up, big mo da comedian.”

Someone had to have dropped him on his head once or twice.

White Guy does White Dance

hackcityking — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:02:08 +0000

This guy comes out and shows us what its really like to be a white person and the lack of rhythym white guys posses. Nice aggresive musical entrances will ALWAYS help your “skits” to get noticed.

Milestones

hackcityking — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 04:24:41 +0000

#1 We are just hitting 2000 hits in under 2 months so that’s a good sign that there are enough people who like bad comedy to continue, or there are enough people pissed off about being called out, to keep the site going. THANK YOU for your readership.

#2 We just received our very first viewer submission!!! We are posting it today!

This is Daniel Songer and he does his little comedy skits on his front porch! He is horrible and must have smoked a lot of weed in his life. He sucks and is too chickenshit to try his “lil’ skits” out on a real audience. My favorite part is when he sings and dances. Ha hahahahaha, fat guy dancing!

Thank you viewer for your submission! I can only go through so much bad comedy without putting a bullet in my head. If you would like to submit a bad comic to this site please comment here or email us from our myspace site. We will never use your real name, unless you want us to!

Tech Diff

hackcityking — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 06:50:00 +0000

We are having some technical issues uploading our videos to youtube and we will not be posting until this is fixed. Stay tuned and we’ll let you know when we get new content up.

Cats Vs Dogs

hackcityking — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:23:56 +0000

This is Rob Special. This is a joke about cat people filmed at the aptly named Brickwall Comedy Club.

Doug, ever heard the saying “If you have to explain it it’s not funny.”

Perhaps you could write some new jokes.

PS You just invented the new category called “explaining your jokes.”

men VS women = dogs VS cats!

hackcityking — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:46:57 +0000

Pauline Williams discussing why men are like dogs and women are like cats. I guess dogs and cats are going to become their own category. I forgot what a hack topic dogs and cats are.

PS whats up with her hair?

Men VS Women part III

hackcityking — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:18:34 +0000

This is “The Bodybuilding Comedian” aka Charles Dorby talking about the differences between men and women when they drink. Vagina patrol? really?

“I’m not sayin she’s ugly, but when she walked by the car I seen the paint come off.”

Women VS Men – by D-Trane

hackcityking — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:43:03 +0000

Ah yes, my favorite kind of comedy, basement comedy. No audience. Just him and a camera.

This is D-Trane and this is is take on what men would do with a time machine and what women would do with that same time machine. Brilliant.

Kids, if you really want to be a successful comedian, go to a comedy club, open mic night, or bar, poetry open mic night, it doesn’t matter. Just gather some strangers to try your material out on. D-Trane, grow a pair and leave the house.